{"id":170,"date":"2003-07-29T03:46:05","date_gmt":"2003-07-29T17:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2003-07-29T03:46:05","modified_gmt":"2003-07-29T17:46:05","slug":"alien-spotting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/2003\/07\/29\/alien-spotting\/","title":{"rendered":"Alien spotting"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today I saw a Vulcan<\/a>. A real one. She was behind me in the sandwich queue at M&S<\/a>, and he had really slanted  eyebrows and pointy ears. Obviously part or a Vulcan reconnaissance team. Okay, so here ears weren’t as pointy as, say, Spock<\/a> – but they were still pretty pointy. She’d probably had them kind of adjusted<\/em> before landing (or “beaming down” – can Vulcans do that?).<\/p>\n

I had a digital camera in my pocket, but I didn’t think it wise to take a photo. I mean, we all know about the Vulcan death grip<\/a>, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today I saw a Vulcan. A real one. She was behind me in the sandwich queue at M&S, and he had really slanted  eyebrows and pointy ears. Obviously part or a Vulcan reconnaissance team. Okay, so here ears weren’t as pointy as, say, Spock – but they were still pretty pointy. She’d probably had them … Continue reading “Alien spotting”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andyjohnson.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}