I don’t know how I can across it (probably following a link from uk.rec.walking) but this guy has has a really great usenet signature:
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.
If that doesn’t mean anything to you then you should probably check-out this clip. Better still, watch the whole film.