Today I saw a Vulcan. A real one. She was behind me in the sandwich queue at M&S, and he had really slanted eyebrows and pointy ears. Obviously part or a Vulcan reconnaissance team. Okay, so here ears weren’t as pointy as, say, Spock – but they were still pretty pointy. She’d probably had them kind of adjusted before landing (or “beaming down” – can Vulcans do that?).
I had a digital camera in my pocket, but I didn’t think it wise to take a photo. I mean, we all know about the Vulcan death grip, right?