Him: Daddy. My brain knows the answer to every question!
Me: (Thinks) Ok. Is it possible to factor any number in linear time?
Him: (Without stopping to think) Yes!
Me: How?
Him: … I don’t know…
Me: Ah. Well… Which painting is better – the Raft of the Medusa or the Mona Lisa?
Him: The Daft of the Haducer?